I felt so insecure when I opened my Gmail today. I was tormented to see that Marrisa Miller had replaced all Megan Fox ad's on my Gmail. They are invading my dreams or what? How the hell do they know this. Hmmm I wonder if Larry Page and Sergey Brin come in my dreams and film me while hiding behind the curtains.
Google is destroying my privacy. Seems like every time I search something, a chapter is added to Gitwick's Biography in their database.
But somehow I feel that I need them (That too really badly). If I want I can stop using Google any day I like and switch to some other search engine if this privacy thing was such a big issue to be honest. But I will never ever do that. Coz now that they know so much about me , I have developed this hope that when www.match.com searches for a suitable girl for me on the internet , they will find a Marrisa Miller look alike if not her atleast.
Google my homie , mah P.I.M.P set me up dude!!
3 comments:
Gr8 post dude!With a job in MS you can get 100 of those.. Marrisa Millers :)..
lolz , thanks
Hey Google - PIMP My Search, My Data, My Dreams :D
Aah! Can it PIMP my Ride too?? No need to wait for vh1 then!
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