10 things I'm gonna buy before I die(listed in random order)

Darth Vader Mask
(the one which makes the sexy scary pfff... sound every time you breathe)

Jacuzzi
(with a tv inside so that i can watch movies while my balls are being caressed by jets of hot water)


A Stethoscope
(I wanted one of these since I was a child,I had a "Doctor Doctor" game kit which had a plastic stethoscope but now that I am grown up I need an actual stethoscope.)

Charlie's Chocolate Factory
(yumm yumm yumm)

Volkswagen Beetle

Microsoft
(Bill Gates beware Gitwick is coming)

(YEAH BABY!!!)

Plot on the Moon
(I'm so getting one of these)

A Domain Name
(Porn is an evergreen industry I need to invest my money )
I'm planning to buy this domain and convert it into a porn site.I mean the school already has a history of producing porn stars.It'll be a good start.
2 comments:
Yeah !
Last one is awesome !
You will never win a dota game against me though ..
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Well in the interest of competition, and good old expression of Free Will, heres my corresponding list "Must Haves" that I must have: -
1) A Water Bed
2) A Lightsaber (one of those realistic ones)
3) A yacht with a Jacuzzi!(with a TV, obviously)
4) A stethoscope with an attractive nurse who knows how to use it
5) Alice's Wonderland
6) AUDI TT
7) Google...duh
8) Megan Fox...duhher
9) Plot on New York's Time Square
10) The last one is common for both of us I think
;)
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