Friday, January 30, 2009

Are you awesome!

void main()
{

if("gitwick"=="awesome")
printf("Duh!!");
else
perror(" == operator not working ");

}


Output:
Duh!


I took a IQ test today at this site called www.iqtest.com. I took it twice just to confirm if it accurate or not and I scored 109.According to the graph below majority of earth's population have an IQ of 109 or nearby.

It's a well established fact that I am awesome but if this graph is accurate then does it mean most of the world is awesome.....
It doesn't seem like it

Proof: Britney Spears was the most searched person on the internet last year
---source Yahoo!

So I decided to make a test which tests if you are awesome or not!

Here it is----

Awesome Test



Yourname:







Wednesday, January 28, 2009

Infinity

"Paul Jackson Pollock (January 28, 1912 – August 11, 1956) was an influential American painter and a major force in the abstract expressionist movement."

--source Wikipedia

I had never heard of him until today (January 28,2009) on his 97th birthday I saw the ugliest Google Doodle ever.


Out of curiosity i visited his official website www.jacksonpollock.org .And it was a wonderful experience.I even made my own painting.....

It's Called.......

Infinity



Monday, January 26, 2009

$$$$$$$$

10 things I'm gonna buy before I die(listed in random order)



Lazy Boy





Darth Vader Mask
(the one which makes the sexy scary pfff... sound every time you breathe)





Jacuzzi
(with a tv inside so that i can watch movies while my balls are being caressed by jets of hot water)





A Stethoscope
(I wanted one of these since I was a child,I had a "Doctor Doctor" game kit which had a plastic stethoscope but now that I am grown up I need an actual stethoscope.)




Charlie's Chocolate Factory
(yumm yumm yumm)



Volkswagen Beetle




Microsoft

(Bill Gates beware Gitwick is coming)


Angelina Jolie
(YEAH BABY!!!)






Plot on the Moon
(I'm so getting one of these)



A Domain Name
(Porn is an evergreen industry I need to invest my money )

I'm planning to buy this domain and convert it into a porn site.I mean the school already has a history of producing porn stars.It'll be a good start.